precumming:

Why do I have a boner im literally just sitting here I’m not even doing anything

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getoffmybloghoe:

mom: you cant always sleep away your problems

me: lol

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exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

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ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

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We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love. Robert Fulghum (via gettingahealthybody) 1,773 notes